THE FOLLOWING POST OF RUDE PLACE NAMES CONTAINS DESTINATIONS OF AN EXPLICIT NATURE AND MAY OFFEND THE SMUTTY HUMOUR-IMPAIRED!

Asking people where they are from may seem like a natural way to break the ice, but tell people you were born in Anus (France), Tittybong (Australia) or Dildo (Canada) and watch the conversational sparks fly! If you speaka da Engrish and like your geographical innuendo somewhere between harsh, hilarious and downright filthy, here be a titillating cesspool of raunchy and rude place names guaranteed to tickle your dial and put a smile on your funny bone.

 

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If your cravings for terrestrial nastiness are still holding you hostage, see the map below:

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Have we missed any out that you think deserved to be included in here? Comment below to let us know!

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